I just had the greatest conversation with a telemarketer

Me: Hello? Telemarketer: [in a heavy Indian accent] May I speak to Mr. Venkatesan? Me: Sorry. He’s not here. Telemarketer: May I speak to Mrs. Venkatesan? Me: Sorry. She is not here either. Telemarketer: Then may I ask are you who? Me: Their son. Telemarketer: Do you make calls to India? Me: Yes. Telemarketer: Sir […]